tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post3301262888391865954..comments2024-03-23T08:30:41.198-04:00Comments on Menopausal Mother: Wacky Wednesday Writers Guest Post By: The Nerdy Side Of Life & The Insane Asylummenopausal mamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09058933838070665032noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-72577249824376348062013-11-16T15:07:03.855-05:002013-11-16T15:07:03.855-05:00Phil I am definitely 12 donuts short of a dozen......Phil I am definitely 12 donuts short of a dozen...I'm not really sure if that's a good thing or not, but I'm making the best of the hand I've been dealt.<br /><br />Mama you are freaking awesome!Michael J Melehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11023458635086041516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-15225818418272465502013-11-15T20:26:40.983-05:002013-11-15T20:26:40.983-05:00Michael is all that and more….which is why I love ...Michael is all that and more….which is why I love him to bits! I'll bet you two would get along famously. Be sure and check out his blog sites when you get a chance!menopausal mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09058933838070665032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-42813489019393085422013-11-15T17:15:35.101-05:002013-11-15T17:15:35.101-05:00Sounds like my kind of guy! Demented and a bit nut...Sounds like my kind of guy! Demented and a bit nuts. A bit of a boozer. A true man of the world. I think we would get along quite well.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13743646207453247092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-89389650665915365392013-11-14T01:31:20.142-05:002013-11-14T01:31:20.142-05:00I may just wait until your passed out from too muc...I may just wait until your passed out from too much Jagermeister and then help myself to your liquor nightstand and pill organizer, by the time you come to your sense and want to fight about it I'll be too F'ed up to notice and/or care. Michael J Melehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11023458635086041516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-18890449421395089722013-11-13T23:12:53.064-05:002013-11-13T23:12:53.064-05:00Michael, you're going to be one awesome old pe...Michael, you're going to be one awesome old person, unless you go near my Jagermeister at the old folks' home, because I will @#%$&in' KILL you if you touch my Jag....It'll be hard enough keeping the Menopausal Mother's moldy mitts out of my liquor nightstand :) And *my* pill organizer will be for Zoloft, Benzedrine, barbies and oh, I don't know, maybe the occasional Nicole Chardenethttp://www.nicolechardenet.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-33291383722062763222013-11-13T22:00:25.910-05:002013-11-13T22:00:25.910-05:00Girl you are so freaking awesome! Mentally insane ...Girl you are so freaking awesome! Mentally insane nerd...I love it. You know I would never hit you with soiled Depends, you're my hero.Michael J Melehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11023458635086041516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-11907757068099198972013-11-13T21:58:13.571-05:002013-11-13T21:58:13.571-05:00Anytime my friend. You rock!
Anytime my friend. You rock!<br />Michael J Melehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11023458635086041516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-89866051437704623442013-11-13T21:19:10.583-05:002013-11-13T21:19:10.583-05:00I'm a mentally insane nerd-I get to read both ...I'm a mentally insane nerd-I get to read both of his blogs! HA HA! MJ I always knew you had a dirty old man in you, GPP. LOL. Don't be throwing any depends at me...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-84300030459676199962013-11-13T21:06:13.583-05:002013-11-13T21:06:13.583-05:00Girl hit me up any time...my digits are 1-900-MIX-...Girl hit me up any time...my digits are 1-900-MIX-ALOT.Michael J Melehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11023458635086041516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-88373064195168754852013-11-13T21:04:04.285-05:002013-11-13T21:04:04.285-05:00Cosby sweaters...you better kill all that noise wi...Cosby sweaters...you better kill all that noise with a quickness! I'm gonna be rocking Armani up in this joint.<br />Michael J Melehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11023458635086041516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-19886096255596958642013-11-13T21:02:06.422-05:002013-11-13T21:02:06.422-05:00Haha, ahhh... thanks for the laugh... I am followi...Haha, ahhh... thanks for the laugh... I am following you on Bloglovin now :)Launna https://www.blogger.com/profile/09447311902825477772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-5404984353653363242013-11-13T20:26:46.984-05:002013-11-13T20:26:46.984-05:00You keep poppin' that Viagra honey, and I'...You keep poppin' that Viagra honey, and I'll be seeking you out in the old folks home. I might be a cranky old lady (cause I'm a cranky middle-aged lady right now), but I imagine I'll still like to tango. Ahem. Love this post.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-41147111318408500542013-11-13T20:07:09.093-05:002013-11-13T20:07:09.093-05:00You down with G.P.P. yeah you know me! You're ...You down with G.P.P. yeah you know me! You're going to be one of those crazy trigger happy seniors fighting with the Macklemores of the time over your Cosby sweaters.Tamara Woodshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07799174642466075541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-38217478432991774572013-11-13T18:37:40.829-05:002013-11-13T18:37:40.829-05:00Girl you know I keep it real, if you're uptigh...Girl you know I keep it real, if you're uptight and get easily butt-hurt than my writing is not for you.<br /><br />Now what exactly do you do with these old men? Sounds kind of fun...are you the naughty nurse who gives them sponge baths...oh behave.Michael J Melehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11023458635086041516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-22122000604409232202013-11-13T17:50:44.366-05:002013-11-13T17:50:44.366-05:00LOL! I love that you 'write for people who are...LOL! I love that you 'write for people who aren't uptight' :D<br /><br />Great plan - I have no idea what Bengay is, but it sounds vile and I'm sure you'll smell repulsive.<br /><br />Also, your description of you as an old man having appointments at the doctor - now I work with old men who have appointments with me, I feel I may have met several old men who subscribe to your Lizzihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17480448062269641320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-72640672710976656992013-11-13T16:37:04.019-05:002013-11-13T16:37:04.019-05:00No way, your pops was off the chain like that? Tha...No way, your pops was off the chain like that? That would be freaking awesome!Michael J Melehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11023458635086041516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-76337428980945181152013-11-13T15:48:29.470-05:002013-11-13T15:48:29.470-05:00Great stuff Michael - in fact, before you woke up,...Great stuff Michael - in fact, before you woke up, you sounded like a replica of my father.Bryan Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18193232823492134184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-2917188850034867922013-11-13T14:08:41.222-05:002013-11-13T14:08:41.222-05:00The "man" may consider me retired, but I...The "man" may consider me retired, but I'm just about to turn this mutha out...there is nothing tired about this old man!Michael J Melehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11023458635086041516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-11424949731477197852013-11-13T13:39:22.624-05:002013-11-13T13:39:22.624-05:00Now THIS is what. I call a retirement plan! I'...Now THIS is what. I call a retirement plan! I'm too lazy *now* so I'll have to just read about it your OG blog!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15170306739961711124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-21289640658222730532013-11-13T13:00:42.348-05:002013-11-13T13:00:42.348-05:00Good to know I'm in good company my friend. We...Good to know I'm in good company my friend. We should start a gang, we could be the senior chapter of the Hell's Angels...what do you think? We could show those young punks who's in charge, even it that means splitting some wigs with our canes.Michael J Melehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11023458635086041516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-58366609507803062842013-11-13T12:57:27.829-05:002013-11-13T12:57:27.829-05:00Fight the power girl, don't let people hold yo...Fight the power girl, don't let people hold you down...well that is unless they have a gun, because than staying down would be a good thing.Michael J Melehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11023458635086041516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-76416930158567182402013-11-13T12:55:41.307-05:002013-11-13T12:55:41.307-05:00Girl I will be all over the place like an STD...th...Girl I will be all over the place like an STD...there won't be no stopping this O.G. (Old Gramps) baby! <br /><br />Go on and show them punks who's number one...hold one finger up on each hand and waive them proudly. <br /><br />By the way...there is no way in H E double hockey sticks that you're turning the big 5-0...so stop lying.Michael J Melehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11023458635086041516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-90106436999710348982013-11-13T11:10:58.414-05:002013-11-13T11:10:58.414-05:00Oh, I laughed! When I got to the 'bombing with...Oh, I laughed! When I got to the 'bombing with soiled Depends' I spit orange juice on my screen! That's me. Going but definitely not forgotten! I'll high five as my four-wheeler meets yours. Game of chicken, anyone?Diane Stringam Tolleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09629946536985545457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-37096939117023438452013-11-13T08:58:49.238-05:002013-11-13T08:58:49.238-05:00Definitely funny... I want to be the hip grandmoth...Definitely funny... I want to be the hip grandmother... I'm not going to give in so easily either..I hope I don't wake up in the old home too ;-)Launna https://www.blogger.com/profile/09447311902825477772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-518068641407666837.post-39240847586626358172013-11-13T07:04:13.420-05:002013-11-13T07:04:13.420-05:00I like you Michael. Let me know what swanky joint ...I like you Michael. Let me know what swanky joint you are planning to spend your golden years in 'cause I would love to swing by to get a lil' smack on my ass. It's been awhile. I'm turning the big 5-0 next month and I can't wait 'cause I figure by then I've earned the right to flip everybody the double bird.Just Keepin It Real, Folks!https://www.blogger.com/profile/02691470259291755580noreply@blogger.com