Roshni is a talented writer with a kind heart, and someone I am honored to call my friend. Please welcome her to Meno Mama's site today with lots of comment love. Enjoy!
Ode to my toilet
Hail
to thee, porcelain throne!
Shiny
thou never wert—
Even
though gallons of bleach, or near it,
Have
I Poured into thy open mouth
In
profuse quantities to curb the smell of urine and fart!
Stinky
still; no, stinkier!
From
hell thou springest
Like
a cloud of ammonia
The
piss deep thou bringest,
Dribbling
from the side thou dost stay, until I alone wipest.
What
can be done, I know not;
Which
way to teach my boys is most likely?
Sweet
reminders or open threats work not,
For
drops are still bright to see,
As
from looking at thy presence, I emit a shower of blasphemy.
Teach
us (my boys and husband)
What
basic hygiene are thine
they
have (apparently) never heard!
For
the love of God, or wine,
I
plead for a clean rim; ah! that would be divine!
One
day, I looked before and after
And,
I had to rub my eyes and blink!
Oh,
happy day with joyous laughter;
The
pot was stained not a chink!
And,
then my happiness was curbed, for they had used the sink…..
BIO:
Roshni was born and brought up in India. She met her husband while they were doing their PhDs and the two set off for the sunny shores of California soon after. She has two rambunctious, mouthy boys who fight during the day, but then whisper and giggle with each other at night long after she's told them to "go to sleep already!!" She blogs about her Indian American life, and pretty much any other topic, at Indian American Mom. Even though she keeps swearing off social media, you can also connect with her on Facebook and Twitter.
Hahahaha! Roshni this is awesome! And hilarious! Maybe I should make my son and husband memorize this and hopefully they will get the hint!
ReplyDeleteI suggest taking a printout and taping it near the washbasin!! :P
DeleteThis is hilarious Roshni! I love your blog, it is so funny!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much, Rena!
DeleteThank you so much for that wonderfully sweet intro, Marcia!! It's an honor to be here!!
ReplyDeletehello my best friend.....
ReplyDeleteSorry from Tirana Aduka not visit your blog...
Printing off and putting over our thrones...
ReplyDeleteHope it doesn't majorly 'piss' anyone off'!! :P
DeleteLOL Well if anything in the house deserves an ode it's the toilet. And I can say that, I have a house full of men/boys. ;)
ReplyDeleteI truly feel your pain!! :)
DeleteHay menopausal,
ReplyDeleteThank you Very Must for Another Cool Article. it's Really Interesting and Helpful Article. Keep up This Interesting Writing.
Roshni the Rapper! You gangsta!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness this was bloody great I am going to pop on over and have a look at her blog now.
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for visiting, Jo-Anne!!
DeleteYou wicked one, you! Such ideas you put into my innocent head. Such instigation! tsk tsk...
ReplyDeleteI'm innocent! I know not what thee means!!
DeleteHowlarious Rosh. Living with 3 boys has its own cons I suppose. :)
ReplyDeleteWhat are the pros?!!! :P
Deletehahahaha Rosh. Haven't I read this toilet treatise before? :).
ReplyDeleteYes! This is a repost! :)
Deletehahahaha :D Having two boys in my own house, the vividness was appalling.
ReplyDeleteAh! We can mutually sympathize then, Jas!
Deletehahaha this was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteTankoo!! :)
DeleteHaahaa..awesome! Boys will be boys! ;-)
ReplyDeleteHmmph!!! :D
DeleteWonderfully funny! I was in righteous "yes!"-ness over "For drops are still bright to see" and then got to the sink part and laughed out loud.
ReplyDelete:D The things they did to try and get out of wiping the rim!!! Well, they didn't try *that* again!!
DeleteYuckily Funny! :P
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean!!
DeleteI loved it!! Boys will always be boys! :D
ReplyDeleteExcept that I beat them up when I catch them in the act!! :P
DeleteOh, how I loved this- hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Shelly!
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