If you've tested positive for COVID-19 and you're stuck quarantining at home, there are plenty of things to do to stay busy. Yeah, I know it's hard to see your friends sharing vacation photos and fancy dinners on social media. That's called FOMO (fear of missing out). Just remember though, not all of us are going out partying. I for one am staying home and only visiting my family. Sure, I feel a bit stir crazy and have been eating my way through this pandemic, but I've also discovered some pretty inventive ways to stay busy. You should try a few of these ideas:1. Learn how to French braid the leg hairs you haven't shaved in three months.
2. During your next Zoom meeting, count how many times Jerry from Accounting coughs and touches his face.
3. Take a nap.
4. Count your remaining sheets of toilet paper and ration them out square by square with family members.
5. Learn Russian through Rosetta Stone to decipher who's actually meddling in the 2020 elections.
6. Watch the squirrels mating in your oak tree
6. Watch the squirrels mating in your oak tree
7. Make hand sanitizer with dual-purpose vodka---half for hand washing, half for happy hour shots.
8. Build a treehouse from random Lego pieces left in the couch cushions by your eight-year-old grandson.
8. Build a treehouse from random Lego pieces left in the couch cushions by your eight-year-old grandson.
9. Plot the demise of the online Peloton instructor who screams at you to pedal faster every morning.
10. Google 15 ways to reuse leftover antibacterial wipes to make them last longer.
11. Build a lazy river in your backyard by building a trench and using a very long hose.
12. Take another nap.
13. Collect your toenail clippings for your kids' next homeschooling craft project.
14. After a Facebook ad tells you that a higher density of fat cells prevents the coronavirus from infecting you, order a baker's dozen from Dunkin Donuts to boost your immune system.
15. Take a third nap.
12. Take another nap.
13. Collect your toenail clippings for your kids' next homeschooling craft project.
14. After a Facebook ad tells you that a higher density of fat cells prevents the coronavirus from infecting you, order a baker's dozen from Dunkin Donuts to boost your immune system.
15. Take a third nap.
17. Order a butter churn and a wooden plow from Amazon.
