This month the fly got dizzy trying to keep up with the Doyles. We've been celebrating lots of family birthdays in October and having a wee bit too much fun. I'm enjoying a mini stay-at-home vacation while my editor finishes tackling my Spandex book. We're in the home stretch and things are about to get REAL. Did I mention that I'm scared to death? No worries---it's all good. Next month I'll be sharing some exciting news, so stay tuned, my friends.
In the meantime, I have some snippets of conversations that were heard by that nosey fly when he was buzzing around my house. Here is some of what he overheard:
"Zip Lining gives you the world's worst wedgie."
"I think there should be an Octoberfest every month. Novemberfest, Decemberfest, Januaryfest…."
"Whenever I take my laptop outside, I can't Wi-Fi. All I get is the spinning wheel of death on my screen."
"You need to do something about that loose toenail. It looks like a tortilla chip on your foot."
"I hate dieting. My stomach is so hungry, it's eating itself."
"Who left that nasty turd bomb in the toilet bowl?"
"Pretending I'm a pleasant person all day is exhausting."
"If it walks out of the refrigerator, it's well past its expiration date."
"If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knee caps."
"You know that saying, 'When the shit hits the fan'? Why would anyone want to throw poop at a fan?"
"Of course, the garden looks great…..I'm the plant whisperer, after all."
"Note to self: Just because the zumba teacher is twerking in class does not mean that I have to. My back will never be the same."
"Stop rubbing my leg with your wolverine toes."
"This house runs on love, laughter and chilled bottles of wine."
***Want More Meno Mama? This week I was featured on Midlife Boulevard where I'm talking about the "vulture years." You can read it here: http://midlifeboulevard.com/embrace-vulture-years/ I also have a post up this week at Humor Outcasts---more funny facts about being a mid lifer years. Get your chuckles here: http://humoroutcasts.com/2014/born-this-way
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