Friday, October 22, 2021

Fly On The Wall With A Urinator

     Welcome to another edition of Fly On The Wall group blog postings hosted by Karen of Baking In A Tornado. Today, three bloggers are bravely letting you into their homes for a sneak peek at what goes on behind closed doors. 

     The nosy fly watched me decorate my entire house this month in Halloween-themed stuff and of course, I already loaded up on bags of candy (no, I did NOT open any yet!). I also celebrated my birthday last week and it was the most PERFECT day. Nothing is sweeter than having family around me to celebrate another year around the planet. I have no idea how I got so lucky and I truly feel blessed for all the love in my life. 

     In other news, I'm leaving next week for my first ever cruise! Yeah, I know I always said I'd never do one (remember the Titanic!) but there are no icebergs around here so I feel fairly safe. We are going with the family to celebrate my granddaughter's 3rd birthday----just a few days around some islands. I heard there is free ice cream on the ship everywhere you look and more food than I will know what to do with. Not so great for my diet. Help me, Jesus! 

Here are some of the weird conversations the fly overheard at my house this month:

"I'm nervous about going on our cruise next week since I've never been on one. What was it like when you went?"

"That was so long ago that it wasn't even called a cruise. It was called an ark. And there were no people on board, just animals in sets of twos.....

"The dog's tooth extraction today is going to be cheaper than I thought."
"I doubt my tooth extraction at the dentist's office next week will be that cheap."
"Let's see if the vet will give us a two-for-one deal while we're there...."

"I only have five minutes to get my business done in
the bathroom before our show starts!"
"You're such an organized, timely person that even your bowel movements are efficient."

"You've navigated your life really well." 
"That's because you don't know about all the detours I had to take to get here."

"Brewski the Terminator needs to be housetrained." 
"You've got the dog's name wrong; he's not the terminator----he's the urinator." 

"I lost another pound!"
"Where did it go?"
"It's probably hiding in the food pantry."
"At least someone in this family gets to enjoy the bag of chocolate chip cookies in there."

"You sure have been peeing a lot since we got to this restaurant."
"It's all the beer I drank. I broke the 'bladder seal' and now I can't stop going. "
"Forget about the peeing dog. YOU'RE the real Urinator." 

"Of course the dog doesn't want to leave her warm bed to eat dog food for breakfast. I wouldn't want to wake up for that, either. '
"I'll bet you'd wake up for a buttery croissant."
"You know me so well....."  

     Now if you will excuse me, I need to go pack for a cruise. I hope there are plenty of bathrooms on the boat for the Urinator......

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Friday, October 15, 2021

Make The Holidays Special With The Best Christmas Gifts From JoyAmo Jewelry

I've blogged before about how much I love the personalized jewelry from JoyAmo but now that the holidays are approaching, I love their gift ideas even more! It's always hard to buy for the men in my family---I usually end up getting cologne or a nice shirt. But this year I wanted something different for the guys in my life. So I checked out the JoyAmo website and found these really cool, personalized leather bracelets that I think is a perfect gift idea! I ordered them right away and I am impressed with how nice they look. 

They offer several different colored leather bands (black, brown, or blue) to choose from and each bracelet has stainless steel claps (You can check them out HERE). The oval metal beads are customized with whatever name(s) you want on the bracelet. One size fits most men's wrists. JoyAmo also offers a 100% Money-Back Guarantee if you are not satisfied, and you can return the item (no questions asked) up to 120 days after receiving it for a refund. 

The items you order from JoyAmo are handmade by expert artisans and checked thoroughly by their QA team before being delivered to you. All products are made with high-quality metals and have a perfect finishing. New collections are created on a monthly basis to offer up-to-date looks of the latest fashion trends. When you visit the JoyAmo site, you can select your own keepsake engravings and stones to personalize your jewelry. 

I think these bracelets make an excellent gift during the holidays and I can't wait to see my guys wearing their new jewelry!

I am THRILLED with everything I have purchased from JoyAmo, and I think you will love their products, too. If you would like to place an order, use this special 30% discount code: marcia30. The holidays are just around the corner, and what fabulous gifts the JoyAmo jewelry would make for your loved ones! 

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