Friday, September 19, 2025

Fly On The Wall With Mr. Dim Bulb And His Catheter Kit

     Welcome to another edition of Fly On The Wall group blog postings hosted by Karen of Baking In A Tornado. Today, three of us are welcoming you into our homes to see what a fly might see (or overhear). 



That nosy fly may not be happy that summer is almost over (no more buzzing around my BBQ), but I'm thrilled to step into autumn! Pumpkin spice everything, Halloween, and lots of family birthday celebrations are coming up. I wish I could add "sweater weather" to my list, but here in Florida, those hoodies won't come out for another month or two. 

 

Autumn also means football season (C'mon, CHIEFS, get it together!), and time to spruce up the RV so we can resume our road trips. We're heading out next week to an RV resort that has a pool AND a tiki bar.....guess where I'll be spending most of my time?


We've been fortunate enough to spend extra time lately with all the kiddos and grandkids, even though school is back in session. I'm so lucky they all live nearby, and I will never, ever, take that proximity for granted!

Per usual, the fly has overheard more weird conversations in our home, and y'all know how much I love to tease my husband about his advancing age and the "ailments" that come with it. 


"Back in the day, everyone said I looked like Tom Selleck. Now I look more like Sean Connery."
"He's dead now, so yeah, at the rate you're aging, you do look like him."



"What's that weird bump on your chest?"
"A third nipple---I'm like a cow with extra nipples."
"Cow nipples?"
"Yes, cow nipples." 
"Then why haven't I heard you mooing?"
"Because I'm waiting for the rest of the nipples to come in, along with my tail."
"Did I mention we're having steak for dinner tonight?"


"As a kid, I never learned how to play Chinese checkers."
"What?? Every kid played that game!"
"Not me---I was the foodie kid who was too busy playing the Easy Bake Oven game."



"I have a great idea for a Christmas gift!"
"At your age, it should be a catheter kit."
"It is! But it would be a special "holiday edition catheter" that doubles as a snow globe. Every time I used it, glittery snowflakes would swirl around in the liquid."
"The way your brain works scares me."
"Even better, you could have the snow globe catheter personalized with my name in gold lettering!"
"Forget it---you just put yourself on Santa's naughty list."


"Ambiance is important to me in a home. I like my light bulbs dim."
"Well, you certainly married one..."
"Yeah, you're Mr. Dim Bulb---and you have a short. So what does that make me?" 
"You're a floodlight--bright but obnoxious!"



"We just got invited to a 'dining in the dark' party."
"What's that?"
"You wear a blindfold while you eat, so you can't see what you're eating. You have to guess what the food is by taste.  Doesn't that sound fun?"
"Heck no, I'm not doing that! I can't trust you----you'll take off your blindfold while I'm eating and shove a kielbasa down my throat!" 
"Ahhhh, you know me so well...."



"I take it you didn't sleep well last night."
"Do I look tired?"
"Your skin looks extra leathery this morning."
"There's not enough sleep in the world to fix a face that looks like a deflated basketball."
 


"Dude, your bunyon is getting worse. It looks like a 6th toe."

"It is---and it has a personality of its own. His name is Paul....Paul Bunyon."

     I don't know about your marriage, but I'm pretty happy with Mr. Dim Bulb, even if he has a sixth toe and a cow nipple. Anybody got a Kielbasa they can share for dinner?

***WANT MORE MENO MAMA? I have an emotional essay about pet grief on AARP/The Ethel this week (still makes me cry) that you can read HERE and an "anonymous" essay on the AARP website about a flirty husband (naughty boy!) that you can read HERE  Over at AARP/The Girlfriend, I share my fave summer BBQ recipes HERE.

Hop on over to Karen and Diane's house to see what the nosy fly has been up to over there!

Baking In A Tornado                                https://www.BakingInATornado.com

                               

On the Border                                         https://dlt-lifeontheranch.blogspot.com/



 

Friday, August 22, 2025

Fly On The Wall Celebrating A Birthday And A Blogiversary

Welcome to another edition of Fly On The Wall group blog postings hosted by Karen of Baking In A Tornado. Today, three of us are welcoming you into our homes to see what a fly might see (or overhear). 

Since we're still not traveling in the RV this summer (too blazing hot!!), the nosy fly has witnessed how we've kept busy with home improvement projects. Things are shaping up nicely around here--a desperately needed new metal roof and new fencing; a facelift for the tiki bar, new garden designs, a deck re-do and paint, paint, PAINT. We have been in our little 1950s cottage-style house for 39 years and will probably die here, haha. 



Speaking of old things, Mac turned 69 a few weeks ago, and we celebrated in style. We're so fortunate to have our adult kids living nearby so that special holidays and birthdays can be celebrated with those we love most. Here's a photo dump of the old man's celebrations: 



August 27th marks the 14-year blogiversary of Menopausal Mother. Check out my very first blog post, My Menopausal Moment for a good laugh! To give you an idea of how
long ago this was, I didn't even know how to use a computer when I wrote my first entry!!!


Blogging was the launch pad for my writing career, and my, what a journey it has been---from biweekly humor posts (when I only had 10 readers---now we are up to 60,000 page views per month!), to guest spots, podcasts, my first book publication, television interviews, menopause commercials, inclusion in 13 anthologies, multiple writing awards, an essay that went viral at the Huffington Post, (THAT was interesting--my first experience with trolls!!), and writing for top-notch publications such as the NY Times, The Washington Post, Yahoo Lifestyle, Cosmo, Woman's Day, McSweeney's, Good Housekeeeping, and now, a full-time writing career with AARP. 



Sorry if I'm tooting my own horn, but dang it, I AM proud! And I want to make my family proud! I spent 15 years working as a professional home & office cleaner, plus I was an after-care babysitter for 5 kids and also catered dinners for several families---juggling all of these jobs simultaneously! Then I started up a baking business out of my home, which was fun but not very lucrative---and I gained 10 pounds doing it! Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine I would one day become a successful writer, let alone make a decent income from it! Chances are, I will NEVER retire because I love what I do, and I am incredibly grateful for the opportunity God has given me to make my dreams a reality. Shout out to the people who got me started on this track by pushing me to write and gave me the confidence to do it, along with some much-needed advice---my folks, my sister, and of course, the funny man himself, Mac. 


Soooo....Happy Blogiversary to me. If you're interested, here are links to some of my absolute favorite essays from the past:


Life is grand, and I hope I live a long time so I can continue sharing stories with wonderful readers like you! Thank you for the past 14 years!! #BeHumbleBeGrateful



***WANT MORE MENO MAMA? It has been a VERY busy work month! I wrote a fun piece for The Ethel about how this non-athlete gained her self-confidence through sports----you can read HERE and 3 new ones for The Girlfriend--summer crockpot dishes HERE then tips for your next high school reunion HERE  and an informative piece on how to earn money selling off old childhood items HERE . I also have 2 new essays up on AARP---one of which required 23 INTERVIEWS!! But I did it! What would you tell your younger self? Read all about it HERE And lastly, for AARP, why I enjoy the company of younger people, which you can read HERE

Hop on over to Karen and Diane's house to see what the nosy fly has been up to over there!

Baking In A Tornado                                https://www.BakingInATornado.com

                               

On the Border                                         https://dlt-lifeontheranch.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, August 6, 2025

The Truth About Sexual Health and Aging: How to Keep Your Sex Life Thriving Over 50


Some interesting information was dropped in my email this week, so I thought it might be important to share with any of my readers who might be dealing with sexual health issues after age 50. This info comes from the team at Health Test:  

Among many other aspects of life that change over time, as we age, one of the most discussed but less openly addressed is sexual health. After the age of 50, men and women often experience physical and hormonal changes that affect their sex lives. But the myth that a fulfilling sex life is only for the young needs to be challenged.

Here, the team at HealthTest explains that maintaining a satisfying sex life after 50 is possible, and it can be better than ever. The team breaks down the common concerns with ageing and sexual health, the biological changes that happen, and the steps to take to ensure your sex life remains healthy and enjoyable.

The Biological Changes and What They Mean for Sexual Health 

Different biological changes occur as men and women age, especially in their sexual health. One of the biggest changes for women is the menopause, which usually happens around the age of 51. This transition can bring several symptoms that can impact sexual health, such as reduced libido, changes in orgasm intensity, and vaginal dryness. As oestrogen levels drop from the menopause, the vaginal walls start to thin, causing discomfort during sex, and as levels of testosterone decrease, which influences sex drive, affecting libido and sexual arousal.

For men, these changes can occur gradually. First, testosterone levels start to decline at the age of 30 to 40, and by the time men get to their 50s, they may notice a drop in libido and reduced sexual stamina. These changes are completely natural, but they are not inevitable. The fact is that sexual health after 50 can remain strong with the right attention and care.

Mental Health and Sex: The Connection You Need to Understand 

Often very overlooked, but mental health plays an important role in sexual well-being as we age. Stress and anxiety levels can rise as we manage life, from children leaving home to concerns about physical looks or career changes, all of which impact sexual health. In your 50s, self-consciousness can affect your confidence in the bedroom. Men may find trouble with performance issues like erectile dysfunction, which women may feel discouraged by social pressures due to ageing and physical changes. These emotions from this can create a negative environment, stopping intimacy and desire.

It's important to have open conversations with your partner to navigate these challenges together. Talk openly about this concern - it will help find solutions that can reduce anxiety and build strong emotional intimacy. Sex isn’t just about physical pleasure; it’s about having an emotional bond and connection to keep a satisfying sex life as we age.



Hormones and How They Impact Your Sex Life

Hormones are the most important factor when it comes to sexual health, and the changes can impact libido and sexual performance as we age. For women, menopause comes with major hormonal shifts, leading to symptoms of fatigue, low energy, mood swings, and decreased sex drive. Men also experience different effects as testosterone levels drop, which can lead to difficulty with erections and decreased stamina.

However, there are successful treatments for men and women to manage these imbalances. For women, hormone replacement therapy known as HRT can help lift menopausal symptoms, such as low libido and vaginal dryness, while topical treatments and lubricants can offer additional relief. One study found that women on HRT were significantly more likely to report being sexually active than those not using HRT. Men who have symptoms of low testosterone may benefit from testosterone replacement therapy (TRT), although this should be undertaken with medical guidance to avoid side effects.

Lifestyle Changes That Can Boost Your Sex Life After 50

Exercise Regularly – Keeping active has a direct impact on sexual functions as it improves energy, blood circulation and reducing stress. Cardiovascular exercise such as swimming, walking and cycling, support heart health. Strength training will increase muscle tone and stamina, as physical activities will make it easier to maintain energy levels during sexual activity from the enhanced blood flow through the body.



Maintaining a Healthy Diet – Eat foods that maintain a balanced diet, such as fruits, vegetables, lean proteins, and healthy fats, all of which support your hormone health by providing essential nutrients for your hormone production. Healthy fats are key for oestrogen and testosterone, while antioxidant fruits and vegetables reduce inflammation. Omega-3 fatty acids, like fish, can improve circulation, which is necessary for sexual performance. Also, watch your alcohol intake and try to reduce it, and quitting smoking can help blood flow, which is especially important for erectile function in men.

Prioritising Sleep -  Sleep is another essential for hormonal balance. Persistent insomnia can lead to low libido and decreased energy levels as the body struggles to regulate key hormones, such as cortisol levels, when sleep is disrupted. This then impacts stress, recovery, and energy. If insomnia carries on, it can lead to high levels of stress, low testosterone, and oestrogen. So, make sure you aim for 7-9 hours of good quality sleep each night to support hormones and overall health.

Mindfulness and Stress Reduction – Include meditation, yoga, or deep breathing exercises that can reduce stress and improve emotional intimacy. A great deep breathing exercise to follow is inhale through your nose for 4 seconds, hold for 7 seconds, and exhale slowly through your mouth for 8 seconds. Repeat this cycle for 3 to 4 rounds. This will trigger the parasympathetic nervous system, promote tranquillity, and lower stress. Reducing anxiety around sex will help you reconnect with your loved one and intensify your sexual experience.

See Your Doctor Regularly – Have regular check-ups with your healthcare provider, as they can help monitor your hormone levels and look at any underlying health issues. Early conversations can help you prevent potential issues down the line and stay on top of your sexual health. 


Friday, July 18, 2025

Fly On The Wall With Moose Rats At The Nut House

Welcome to another edition of Fly On The Wall group blog postings hosted by Karen of Baking In A Tornado. Today, three of us are welcoming you into our homes to see what a fly might see (or overhear). 

Things have been quieter around here since we aren't RV traveling in this summer heat--but I sure miss it! I've been busy though fostering a beautiful Jack Russell Terrier mix (female) that I found on the streets a few weeks ago. I'm trying to find a loving home for her---and not just a shelter. She doesn't get on very well with my pug Yoda, so we cannot keep her. This kills me because I have grown very attached to Lola. Local peeps, if you're interested or know someone looking for the sweetest, most affectionate dog in the world, please leave a comment here on the blog, and I will reach out. 

I hope all my American friends had a great 4th of July celebration! We almost went out of town that weekend but I'm so glad we stayed since many of our neighbors count on us hosting a fireworks party. We had a 'blast" (oh yes, there were some BIG fireworks!!) and ate all the fattening foods (remember holiday food doesn't have calories!) until we were almost comatose. Some fun photos from the evening: 





The fly has also been privy to some odd conversations with my husband this month:

"I woke up to a strange sound---I thought we had rats in our attic again, but it sounded like LARGE rats."
"That was the roofers putting down tiles."
"Yeah, I thought maybe it was a new breed of rat since it had heavy footstepos ---like maybe a moose rat."
"If such a thing existed in our attic, I would have moved out a long time ago."



"When I was a kid, I loved playing kick the can in the street with the neighbors."
"You can still play that game with your friends, but now it would be called Kick the Bucket."

 

"Someone asked me today how old I am--I told them I was only 69 and they seemed surprised."
"It was probably a mortician thinking you look like you already have one foot in the grave..."


"We need a new mattress."
"We can't afford that right now."
"Maybe some day in the future."
"Considering how old you are, that future window is narrowing by the minute."



"I'm so frustrated with my weight!"
"Well, we have been snacking more than usual lately."
"The scale knows that. When I stepped on it this morning, instead of giving me a number, it just oinked."


"We're spending too much money every month on birdseed and peanuts!"
"I'm sure God has a special place for us in heaven for taking care of his critters."
"Yeah, it's called the Nut House.



I think I'm already in heaven since my home IS a nut house. Even now, I can hear the moose rats stomping around in my attic, playing soccer with my Christmas ornaments..... 

***WANT MORE MENO MAMA? Check out my picnic food piece for AARP/The Ethel HERE

Remember to stop by these other sites to see what the nosy fly found!

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