Science of Parenthood for putting together a clever collection of some of the funniest parenting tweets I've ever read! From Tooth Fairies leaving Bed, Bath and Beyond coupons to toddlers asking for beer for breakfast, this hilarious book has it all. The illustrations that accompany each section capture the humorous moments in parenting that resonate with anyone who has raised toddlers to teens.
I've pulled some of my favorite tweets from the book to share with you:
"Took the boys to the beach and heard 6yo yell to a little girl, "You have crabs? Cool!" Please let that be the only time he says that to a girl." ----Domestic Goddess
"How to get a kiddie pop-up tent back into the box:
1) Place foot on tent.
4) Light in fire.
5) Pour ashes into box."
----Lurk at Home Mom
"I go full-on hostage negotiator when I see my 3 yo. holding a permanent marker without the lid. "
"Parenting is all fun and games until your 3yo pees in the garbage pail instead of the toilet. Then it's just a fraternity party with no beer. "---- Jennifer Lizza
"My son just referred to the 1980's as 'turn of the century'."----Sarah del Rio
"This margarita tastes like I don't even have kids."----Kate Hall
"Kids are like sponges. They smell bad."----Bunmi Laditan
"How to ensure a sleepless Christmas Eve:
Child: Do you know how Santa fattens up?
Me: By eating all the bad children?" ----Science of Parenthood
"My 7yo has been practicing arm farts--punctuated by cartwheels--for the past 10 minutes. Harvard, save a space!"----Kathy Cooperman
"My son tripped over a box of Legos and landed on about 185 pieces. I feel like this is 6 years of Karma finally catching up to him."----Bethany Thies
"3yo: *singing in the bathroom* I have to go poopoo. The poopoo is coming out. And it's okay to touch the poo--
Me: *sprints into bathroom*"----Father With Twins
"My son can now reach the light switches, so don't come over my house unless you're really into raves or want to have a seizure."----Dad and Buried
"Every night I tuck in an adorable 6yo. yet every morning I drag Keith Richards out of bed."----Brenna Jennings
"There are days that start with a beautiful sunrise, and then there are days that start with mistaking a dead fly for a raisin."----Stephanie Jankowski
For parents on the go, this book is a great, quick read with quotable tweets that tickle the funny bone. You'll want to read the book more than once, and it'll make the perfect gift for every parent on your holiday list. What are you waiting for? ORDER THE BOOK HERE: http://bit.ly/BBoPt