Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Wacky Wednesday Writers Guest Post By: Just Keepin' It Real Folks


      I have been grinning from ear to ear in anticipation of introducing you to today's Wacky Wednesday Writers guest. I found Deb of http://www.justkeepinitrealfolks.com awhile ago after she left a comment on my blog. When I hopped over to her site, let's just say there was some jaw dropping involved....and a LOT of laughter! This lady has a warped and wacky sense of humor, which is why I appreciate her so much. Her blog posts are totally relatable and although they often make me blush, I like the fact that Deb is always "just keepin' it real" on her site. I'm betting that you'll love her, too. Do yourself a favor and visit her blog for your daily dose of laughter....you'll be glad you did.


Bridge The Gap


As you all know, October is breast cancer awareness month and there were thousands of events goin’ on around the globe to raise money and put the spotlight on this worthy cause. Now I’m all about savin’ second base and doin’ my part to keep abreast of the situation, but I gotta tell ya folks, I ain’t gonna bridge the gap between life and death and look like I’m bein’ crucified over Lake Titicaca.


Check out the story of this 55 year old Florida lady who my blogging buddy Robyn of http://www.rawknrobyn.blogspot.com so aptly described as makin’ a boob of herself. Apparently the woman was not walking abreast during the Making Strides Against Breast Cancer 5K and decided to take a walk on the wild side instead. The railroad drawbridge was not even part of the route and was actually closed to pedestrians but I guess she heard Aerosmith’s “Walk This Way” in her head or somethin’ ‘cause I’ll be damned if she didn’t cross that bridge over troubled waters just as it started to rise. Since the woman is obviously bigger than a titmouse she got booby trapped for 30 minutes until rescuers could free her. Good thang her headlights were on, ey?

Well, I guess it’s all water under the bridge now ‘cause she was unharmed. However, since there are no medals awarded for sucking hind tit, I hear she did receive the booby prize. A little tit for tat ya might say because the woman may be charged with trespassing. Let’s just hope next time she puts her breast foot forward.


Bio: Deb is a former attorney, turned domestic engineer, turned blogger writing warped and wacky snippets of everyday life. She fancies herself a bit of a redneck, and unlike her blogging buddy Marcia, enjoys shootin' at those rodents with bushy tails with her 22 and makes a damn good squirrel pot pie. Come on over for dinnah anytime!



39 comments:

  1. Haha... to cute... I'll have to hop over to her blog... no squirrel pie for me though ;-)

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    1. Thanks for visiting my wacky blog Launna. No need to fear those little squirrels. They taste just like chicken ;)

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  2. And it's very nearly Movember too.
    Please get involved

    http://diaryofaninternetnobody.com/2013/10/27/saying-f-u-to-the-big-c/

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  3. I'm just going to say it: Deb is bad ass. And she kinda intimidates me...but in a good way :)

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    1. WHOO HOO bad ass huh???? I'm gonna take that compliment and go intimidate some douche bags. Bahahaha!!!!

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  4. Bwahahahaha! Oh I wish I could have seen it. Now THAT's making a statement!

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    1. Can't ya just see that woman wedgin' herself in and holdin' on for dear life as that bridge was goin' up?

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  5. Titicaca? I saw what you did there.
    Hee...hee...hee

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  6. Shizamm to da dizamm, all dis talks about white womans bressasis do make me wants to lay down some black tar on day pavements. Woo Wee, I shole does love me some white womans.

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    1. We know you do Lil Nigglet, and that lovely lady sure is in a good position fer ya.

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  7. LMAO I guess she wasn't abreast of the situation

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    1. She's gonna wish she was when the law dogs charge her with trespassin'.



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  8. Too funny! I'm so jealous of that picture in the end! Makes want to go try some selfies with my son's water gun!

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    1. I got water guns too Glenda. We can have an epic battle.

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    2. Hahahaha I have no doubt about that!

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  9. da hell, Debs, you shoot at poor little squirrels??? Dezzy's ears are bleeding....

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    1. Sorry Dezzy those pesky rodents get in my attic and cause severe damage. But, they are good eats!

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  10. OMG that is so funny. It totally sounds like something that would happen to me if I decided to go where I wasn't supposed to!

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    1. Just be sure to make national news. Go big or go home!

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  11. Enjoyed purr-oozing your log. I can't spell as you can see, but 4 cats in the house can drive this female crazy when I am ready to sleep after a night shift.

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  12. I'm still laughing. You even worked in "titmouse." I knew you'd do a double A story with this one. Great work, Deb.

    MM, you made a good choice in guests.
    I'm your latest follower.

    Cheers,
    xoRobyn

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    1. I'm so glad you enjoyed it Robyn. Thanks again for the blog worthy material. You will so enjoy Marcia. She's a real hoot!

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    2. Thank you, Robyn! Happy to meet ya---any friend if Deb's is cool by my book!

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  13. Awesome guest post...thanks Meno Mother for introducing us to Deb.

    We must save the boobies...we can't have anything happen to the boobies! Great post, very funny and a well made point.

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    1. Thank you Michael. And you are right we must save the boobs 'cause boobs got power!!!

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  14. People who act like this woman on the bridge drive me crazy. The rescuers should have left her there for a few more hours so she could gain a few more brain cells. And then they should have told her to make her own way down, ha ha ha. I wonder what stunt she's gonna do next time.

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    1. Oh I have no doubt we will see her in the news again.

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  15. Hahaha! Bet she'll never live this one down! A story to share with the family at Christmas dinner :)

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    1. Either that or one to share with her new friends in the loony bin.

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  16. Another Winner!!! And the pic??? Look at you All Billy B A... Love it, Slu

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  17. Deb is frickin hysterical and i absolutely adore her and her blog! Thank you for having her guest post here at your blog. This lady is such a doofus and deserves to be pushed off the bridge for cheating and taking the short route and having to involve a rescue team to get her down.

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  18. "..put her breast foot forward." LOL! I don't think I've seen so many mentions about "the girls" in one writing!lol! If I were in that runner's position I would have been peeing, screaming my head off, and fainting all at the same time! ~yikes~

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  19. She might be winning the next Darwin Award if she keeps doing things like that! LOL!

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  20. This post right HERE! LOL I'm glad she didn't fall off because we would be having a different discussion right now. Thanks for the laugh Deb.

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  21. Luv your blog Meno Mama!! Your addictive!! Once again excellent post & we're headed over right now to check out Debbie. :)

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