Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Wacky Wednesday Writers Guest Post By: Mother Of Imperfection

I am so fortunate to have the opportunity to introduce you to today's remarkably talented Wacky Wednesday Writer, Sandy Ramsey of Mother Of Imperfection! What I love about Sandy's writing is that she's not just another "niche" blogger. She writes on a wide variety of topics on her blog---some humorous, some poignant and many that are thought-provoking and informative. I've gotten to know Sandy through several Facebook writer groups that we both belong to and I have to say---she has a kind heart and a giving spirit. She's happy to help promote her fellow bloggers and is always there to offer support when needed. Even better, Sandy and I share the whole midlife mayhem thing, so it's always fun to compare thoughts on perimenopause with her though humor. Her post today had me in stitches because ohhhh boy, can I relate!

Please welcome Sandy to Meno Mama's site today with lots of comment love!



TIME OUT FOR BIG BOOBS



39 comments:

  1. *giggles*

    *will stop giggling long enough to comment...later*

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    1. Okay :). At least your giggling..which is never a bad thing!

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    2. Did I ever give you a Golden Sideboob? I should brush the dust off that thing and send it round again...

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  2. I've been lucky - my girls have stayed mostly the same size, or at least their contents have stayed the same. My mom went from a B to a D during peri-menopause. I like to tease her that her but just migrated north.

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    1. Her butt just migrated north...now THAT'S funny!

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  3. There are people who..you know...when they sneeze. I'd be keeping pepper packets with me.

    Boob sweat. I get massive boob sweat when I'm nervous. Which is awesome on job interviews.

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    1. Yes, I do know and I just imagine you opening your purse and 600 pepper packets fall out....
      Boob sweat is definitely something I could do without...living in Florida it's pretty much a daily thing. Even in November.

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  4. Haha... I am with you girl... luckily I lost a lot of mine when I lost my weight... I wear pretty Victoria Secret bras with thick straps... my best friend ♡ Don't even start with peri-menopause... This is just a small part ;-)

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    1. Thanks for the pep talk...even though I know you're right about this just being a small part. I actually experienced my first night sweat a few nights ago. I ate 4 glazed donuts for breakfast the next morning.

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  5. Sandy! I can't relate to this at all, but I wanted to let you know that I was hear to support you and, more importantly, your boobs.

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    1. Here...sigh. I hate it when I haven't had enough coffeh...

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    2. It was 10:30!! How in the world did you not have enough coffeh?? You are the Mac Twindaddy for strutting into this hormone induced rant and showing your support for me and my boobs. This is why we are friends!

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    3. There is NEVER enough coffeh!!

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  6. You descriptive prose was almost sufficient to put me off boobs altogether. But not quite!

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    1. Oh..okay! Had me worried there for a second. That was close! Next time I'll have to use a trigger warning: "If you are a man who loves boobs, read no further. This post may scar you for life."

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  7. A good perspective for me to read. I am of the "done breastfeeding, time to shrivel away to nothing" boob camp.They never amounted to much before that either, but they're easy to contain and my too-large bras leave no marks on my shoulders.

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    1. I think with boobs it's always something. I used to love mine, and honestly most days still do. It's those other days that get me.

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  8. I've had the "big boob problem" since I had children. It was like after I breast fed, they forget to get smaller again. I always thought it would be neat to have big boobs- until I did. All of this is so true, esp the taking off the bra at the end of the day (I work from home, so I don't even know why I wear one- I guess to feel like I'm actually working and not lounging about) - that is the best feeling in the world.

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    1. I wear a bra at home too even though I don't feel like it most of the time. Maybe just so I can get that 'aaaaahhhhhh' feeling when I take it off at night!

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  9. Ugh, I totally get it, especially the boob sweat! I always wanted big boobs until I got them. Isn't that how it always works? And yes, forget the cute little bras or the ones from Vikki Secrets cause they definitely don't hold up to these boulders. Oh the life of big boobs and over the hill. LOL

    Great post and thanks for the giggles!

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    1. Well thank you! I had fun writing it and knew that this would be the perfect place for it. Marcia is a sweetheart! I owe her for letting me get this off my chest.

      Ha! See what I did there??

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  10. Hilarious. There is no body part that doesn't turn against us in menopause. I'd ditch my boobs too but I paid too much for them.

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    1. That made me laugh out loud! I hear that! I'm learning just how big a Judas my body is these days and it's starting to get on my nerves. Which I think is normal....

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  11. Menopause is doing a number on my girls too. I'm sick of not being able to button things. I know it probably sounds crazy, but I want my B's back. (As in B cup!)

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    1. Yes! The buttoning of the shirt....or the failure to be able to! How could I forget that??

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  12. Oh that is too funny Sandy!!! Ya know I could totally piss you off and tell you I hardly every wear a bra... I cover lots of layers and I am FREE!!! The older I get, the more I hate them!! Scary. I know...

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    1. Nope! I actually think you're a genius! I took mine off in the car tonight on the way home from karate. I literally felt like I couldn't breathe.

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  13. What a flashback you just brought me of those old lady bras my mom and grandmom used to wear! Fun post!!

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    1. Thanks Claudia! It's a laugh riot for me when I realize my flashbacks have actually become my reality!

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  14. Me too - mine got bigger with each kid and never went down. They are always in the way! I'd love to get them reduced, but every time I even mention it, my husband has a heart attack!

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    1. Strap a couple of bras weighted down with sandbags and ask him to walk around with them on for a week. That might make him understand.

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  15. Hi Sandy, great post, I can relate so well! I know all about big boobs’ mission to destroy! After entering menopause, my boobs (not small to begin with) expanded to the DD range. It’s a nightmare buying clothes these days. LMAO about your boobs getting stuck in the dress you’re trying on, that has happened to me too! (I once ripped a dress trying to get it up and over my big girls!) OMG, the boob sweat…yes, “just ew!” Know that one too! And good for you for getting your mammogram too. Had mine earlier this year and the tech said, "Excuse me but I need to get a bigger plate for those!" LOL!!

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    1. Wow! I think you have me beat. I'm a solid D and can't imagine them getting any bigger! I wish I didn't want to laugh at the mammogram story I can't help it! But good for you for getting yours as well....boob squishers UNITE!!

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  16. Oh this one was fun! I will never forget the shock, after having my son, of looking down and discovering I had enormous boobs. It was the strangest thing ever, lol! Great post!

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  18. Oh I can so relate! After carrying around my well endowed "girls" all day the first thing I do when I get home is to let them out of bra jail! It feel so good letting them run free!

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  19. Consider yourself lucky that your boobs haven't taken a permanent (and kind of obsessive) interest in your feet yet. No amount of cajoling will get mine to look up at the world anymore. It's like they've just given up on the social scene and only have eyes for my feet.
    So sad... So sad. -- Love, Naptimethoughts

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